MyMuscleVideo

The bulk of MyMuscleVideo in a nutshell

MyMuscleVideo is a site all about muscly dudes showing off their muscles and their cocks. I don’t know if the guys are gay, straight or if it matters really! All I know is that the porn on MyMuscleVideo is pretty good! I think there is a healthy mixture of gay and straight porn on this site and I think that a lot of ladies would love this site. However, I think it would also be a great place for gay guys to hang out too. Basically, anyone interested in muscles on guys will love the videos on MyMuscleVideo.

Most porn makes me feel like shit as I know I couldn’t fuck like that in a million years with the stubby piece of cork between my legs. However, MyMuscleVideo adds a completely new dimension to my depressed feeling when I explore it. The guys on MyMuscleVideo are like gods! They are built like brick shit houses and all of them have pretty decent sized cocks too! When there are guys that look like this in the world, what is the point carrying on trying to pull ladies?

However, there is a glimmer of hope at the end of this muscle-bound tunnel, MyMuscleVideo could be a shit website! So, grab your protein shake, your shake-a-weight and let’s get this training montage underway as we review MyMuscleVideo!

The videos on MyMuscleVideo

A lot of the videos on MyMuscleVideo are of really muscly guys posing and doing some exercises and stuff. Some of the videos on this site would not be considered porn by most people, unless you have a massive fetish for massive guys. However, there is also a collection of videos on MyMuscleVideo with muscly guys jerking off and some of the guys fucking the shit out guys and girls. So, although a lot of the porn videos on MyMuscleVideo are not porn at all, there is a pretty big collection of big guys jerking their big cocks and fucking the shit out of far smaller people too. This isn’t going well for my depression right now!

There are also some shit porn videos on MyMuscleVideo too. One of the “porn” videos featured on the homepage of this site right now is of a muscly guy doing a face swap thing with his lady. The porn video has no likes and it is three seconds long. So, even muscly guys with big cocks can’t get everything right! Of course, as most of the guys on MyMuscleVideo are amateurs, you have to expect that some shit videos will always be present on this site, but, to be fair, there is a lot of good porn on this site too.

The design of MyMuscleVideo

This is usally where amateur porn sites start losing marks, and I start feeling a little bit better about myself and the sausage meat that is my body. However, annoyingly, MyMuscleVideo has a great design! The website is really modern, and it feels like a nice place to spend some time watching some muscly men! Fuck, this is so annoying and not good for my fat self-esteem at all! Why couldn’t this site at least have a shitty design!

Even the layout of the porn videos is really nice, and all of the porn videos I have tried on this site have worked really well too! For the love of god, please have something that is shit MyMuscleVideo! I need the community on this site to be shit. If the community is shit, the site is shit, fact!

The community on MyMuscleVideo

Well, surprise, surprise, the community on MyMuscleVideo is good too! There are over 20,000 pages of members on MyMuscleVideo. Not 20,000 members, pages of members! Each page holds 20 members, so there’s about 400,000 muscly guys and lovers of muscly guys on this site! Why the fuck couldn’t MyMuscleVideo have a shit community, for fuck sake!

What’s more, the community on MyMuscleVideo is very active too. There aren’t too many comments on recently featured porn videos on this site, but there are on older videos so I can’t see that being a problem, perhaps I have just found the porn videos earlier enough to give myself a sense of false hope that no cunt actually comments on the videos! From what I can see, though, the community on MyMuscleVideo looks good.

So, MyMuscleVideo has it all, good porn that is often HD and long, one of the best designs of any porn site and a healthy community! Is there anything that MyMuscleVideo can do to be shit?

The Geek’s final thoughts on MyMuscleVideo

Well, even though I want MyMuscleVideo to be shit to the core of my soul, I have to concede that MyMuscleVideo is a pretty good site. Even the really shit and pointless amateur porn and videos on this site cannot stop me from admiring it. When you have such a good collection of porn featuring on such a nicely designed site with a healthy community, what can you do? Yeah, I could say MyMuscleVideo is shit, but that would be a lie, and it would only be serving to make me feel better about the sausage meat stomach that my laptop is currently resting on.

There isn’t even anything I would change about MyMuscleVideo, it is pretty much as close to perfect as a porn site can get. If you’re a fan of muscly dudes and want to explore shit loads of amateur porn videos created by a bunch of massive dudes, check out MyMuscleVideo. There is gay porn, straight porn and muscly guys jerking and posing all over the place, so you’ll have a field day! Right, I’m off down the gym, maybe a trainer can put a doughnut on a stick and I can chase that on a treadmill for a few hours!