MonsterCockLand

MonsterCockLand – the land of the cocks

MonsterCockLand is a cock-lovers wet dream! I don’t give a fuck if you’re gay, straight, haven’t made your mind up yet or just like having a look at what you could’ve won when nature created you! If you like looking at big cocks,  MonsterCockLand is definitely the website for you. If you fancy a big cock, and I mean fucking big, check this site out. This porn site has the biggest amateur and porn pro cocks I have ever seen!

As much as I am praying that MonsterCockLand is a shit website, it looks really good. I am praying that MonsterCockLand is shit because it will ruin my chances of pulling any ladies that see this site in the future and it will ruin everyone else’s chances of pulling these ladies. When they see these cocks and then see our tiny, shrivelled little pieces of dust, they will laugh their heads off. So, fingers crossed MonsterCockLand is shit, lads. But is it? Well, there’s only one way of finding out isn’t there? So, grab your massive cock, throw it over your shoulder and lets review this fucker and find out whether size really does matter, shall we?

The videos on MonsterCockLand

Well, the videos on MonsterCockLand are pretty much exactly what you think they will be. Cocks, cocks, everywhere. However, these cocks videos are far different than the cock videos you see on most sites. Well, actually, they are pretty much the same cock videos as every site has, it’s just that the cocks are scaled up!

There are some full-length porn scenes on MonsterCockLand that show some of the industries biggest cocks, and there are plenty of amateur cock videos too. These are some impressive cocks that will probably feature in a porn video sometime soon. Something I like about the homepage of  MonsterCockLand is that they have solo videos, straight and gay videos too just all mixed together in a happy little cock soup. There are options to filter the porn videos on  MonsterCockLand, but I like that the homepage just shows recent porn videos from every category. It is the 21st century, we can all have a quick glance of a bloke sucking cock and not get our panties in a twist. If you can’t, then you are a repressed gay man living a lie and you should really seeking a little bit of cock yourself, perhaps not from this site though, your little straight boy bum would get destroyed.

The image galleries on MonsterCockLand

Has anyone ever noticed that guys with big cocks are always skinny? What kind of bullshit is this? Not only do these cunts have massive cocks, but they also have six-packs and shit! That is what I noticed when I looked at the porn images on  MonsterCockLand. These images are great for anyone needing a quick cock fix. There are fuck loads of big cock images in this gallery. Most of the cocks are just sort of sitting there not doing much in the gallery, but there is an occasional cock image of it deep inside an ass, pussy or mouth.

Now, something I am not too keen on about this porn image gallery is that most of the albums only have one photo of a cock in it. A lot of porn image galleries have a fuck load of cocks in them, so this porn image gallery is lacking a bit on that front. Plus, these are user uploaded cock images, so you may want to take the cocks with a pinch of salt. Who the fuck knows if these cocks are real or not? Only you can judge the cocks, their size and the photoshopping skills in the amateur cock photos on MonsterCockLand.

The amateurs on MonsterCockLand

I am not usually a fan of amateurs on site. Most amateurs get in the way of some damn good porn. However, as this is a big dick site, every single cock on this website is as big as my arm. I am sure there are some cunts on this site that think they have a big cock and have uploaded a photo or video only to be laughed back to PornHub to continue with their shitty porn videos, but these cunts are well hidden as I couldn’t find any of them.

However, although the calibre of amateurs on MonsterCockLand is pretty high, the videos that they upload are pretty short. A lot of the amateur videos on MonsterCockLand range from less than a minute to about 4 minutes. This is a real shame. Clearly, people want to see these cocks and see a lot of them, so if you are only uploading a teasing video of your hard cock, you are missing out on men and women perving over your cock that little bit more.

The Geek’s final thoughts on MonsterCockLand 

Well, fuck! MonsterCockLand is fucking good. I really wanted this site to be shit. I wanted the cocks to be small, the porn to be bollocks and the men to last seconds. However,  MonsterCockLand is a damn good site, perfect for anyone that loves looking at massive cocks. The design of this site is top-notch, the cocks should be in cages they are so big, and the porn videos are pretty good too. Sure, I would like to see the users of MonsterCockLand improve the length of their videos and add some more images of their cocks to their galleries, but I guess this way,  MonsterCockLand will keep people coming back for more!

Right, fuck this site, I am going to buy every cock enlargement pill and equipment I have ever seen on porn sites now! I will either get a big cock or become some kind of boner-ridden superhero after this, what have you done to me MonsterCockLand?