Katie Price'S PROFILE

Well, fuck, I have never seen a lose, lose situation as shit as this before. I better watch what I say about Katie Price. Otherwise, this pornstar bio will be on every morning show on British TV for the next week until England realises what a waste of breath, space and silicone Katie Price is! For those that don’t know, Katie Price is Jordan. She is a woman that once got her massive fake tits out in the newspapers in England. She is a classic English slut and has created a generation of women in Britain that think they can be thick as pigs shit and get by on their looks. Basically, Katie Price is the Kim K of England, only Katie came first. Katie Price has been poisoning the minds of young girls for way longer than Kim has, so we win again, America.

I’d find something nice to say about Katie Price, but I don’t think we have that much time left on this earth. There used to be show on the BBC late at night called Song Marry Avoid. Every fake ass slag in Britain ended up on that show to be made over by a machine. The goal of the show was to transform these ugly, fake as hell barbie bitches into people that could actually provide society with something. Who was their idol, I hear you cry! Katie Price! Yes, Jordan made a generation of cunts that look like fake Barbie bellends who didn’t do shit in school because Katie was dumb as fuck, so they thought they could be too.

Oh yeah, Katie Price also has a sex tape. It is god awful. Katie lays on a bed, puts her knickers on for reasons only she knows and just sits there, playing with a dildo, her face not moving an inch. She must have a clit made of iron cos her face didn’t seem like she could feel that vibrator at all. What is Katie Price up to now? Who cares mate? There are hundreds of incredible British pornstars in the world, please watch them instead!