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Isibuyekezo esigcwele somdlalo we-porn

Ukubhala kabusha kwathatha umhlaba ngesivunguvungu lapho kuqala ukuba yinto ekuqaleni kuka-2016. Ngadlala i-beta evulekile isikhashana futhi ngiyithanda ngokuphelele. Kungani bengiyithanda, uyabuza? Kahle kwakungeyona kangako i-mechanics enhle, amakhithi wezinhlamvu noma ukuklanywa kwezinga okwenze kimi – kwakungamantombazane kulo mdlalo. Sikhuluma umlutha owuchungechunge wokubheka izimbongolo ze-tracer, d. I-va, isihe nomenzi womfelokazi – kunokuthile mayelana nowesifazane onamandla okubulala okubenza babe nesilokotho ngempela. Umphakathi we -atchatch ubusazohlala unabantu abathanda ama-porn angama-porn nama-butts ashisayo ngezingubo eziqinile: Ikakhulukazi lapho abathuthukisi bedala izikhumba ezikwenze wafuna ukukhipha umzuzwana owabona kuwo amantombazane!

Kukhululwe imidwebo eminingi yobuciko babalandeli ngokuhamba kweminyaka, bobabili ukusuka kubantu abanentshisekelo kubuciko bedijithali nokunikeza. Namuhla, Mnu. I-porn geek izobheka isiza esigxile emidlalweni ye-porn video – ukuhlanganisa izinto ezinhle kakhulu zokudlala nokuzijabulisa kwabantu abadala. Ngincoma ukuthi udlule kwinqubo ejwayelekile yokubhalisa njengoba kuchaziwe kusixhumanisi bese ufunda lesi sibuyekezo ngasikhathi sinye: Ngizokunikeza izinkomba ezithile ukuze uqiniseke ukuthi usebenzisa ngokugcwele ubulungu bakho ngokwamandla ayo! Empeleni uthola isivumelwano uma ujoyina lapha, ngakho-ke kungcono ukukuhlukumeza ngangokunokwenzeka njengomuntu. Manje-ke, ake sixoxe ngomdlalo we-porn we-porn ka -atch: Sonke siyazi ukuthi yilokho okufunayo.

Indaba engaphakathi kumdlalo we-porn

Ngakho-ke uthola ubulungu bakho be-porn futhi ungene ku-webhusayithi: Kufanele wenzeni manje? Kahle kuqala, unake iqiniso lokuthi empeleni ubhalise endaweni ebizwa ngokuthi i-vault yomsebenzisi wami, enikelwe ukunika amalungu ayo ukufinyelela kunqolobane enkulu ye-porn endaweni eyodwa. Ngizoqala lapho kubonakala kunengqondo kakhulu ukuqala khona – ikhasi eliyikhaya! Skrolela phansi futhi uzokwambula uhlu lwamamodeli we-webcam aku-inthanethi, iziqeshana ze-porn ze-3d nezithombe ze-hentai. Isenzo esenziwe lapha sikhulu impela – uthole izigaba eziningi ezingezansi, ngakho-ke inani eliphelele lokulayisha elikhona lingaphezulu kwe-1,000. Ithiphu nje elincane: Dlulela endaweni engu-'0xx spoofs 'lapho unethuba, ngoba yilokho kanye okufunayo.

Sekukonke, ukuhanjiswa kungenye yezinto ezinhle kakhulu engizibonile, noma kungekho mncintiswano omningi kakhulu esikhaleni ngakho-ke akunzima impela. Ngithande futhi iqiniso lokuthi eceleni kwekhwalithi oyitholile iqoqo elikhulu kunawo wonke elenziwa i-intanethi okufanele linikezwe. Ngobuningi obuningi kakhulu futhi akunandaba ukuthi ubuthi bakho buyini, i-vault yomsebenzisi wami mhlawumbe ilinde wena ngaphakathi kwendawo yelungu.

Ake imidlalo ye-porn iqale

Kulungile ngakho-ke wonke umuntu obhalisele i-vault yami yomsebenzisi ukwenzele imidlalo yevidiyo – mhlawumbe umqondo omuhle ukuchitha isikhathi esincane lapha ukuze wazi kahle ukuthi kuyini ozibandakanya nakho. Ake ngiqale ngokusho ukuthi – shit engcwele, kunemidlalo eminingi kakhulu lapha! Ngiqonde, ngiqale ukubala kepha ngime ngemuva kwama-300, ngenxa yokuthi ngiyazi ngeqiniso ukuthi alikho elinye isiza phandle lapho manje elinemidlalo eminingi yezocansi njengoba le ndawo yenza. Kusukela ekuhambeni uzobona ukukhishwa okuhle njengeyunivesithi yokulwa nekati, amabhlokhi we-barbarian, ama-cowgirls nama-vampires, indawo yokuzilibazisa ye-lenny ne-gladiatrix. Ungahlali nje ekhasini eliyikhaya kepha – kunezindawo eziningi eziningi ongabheka kuzo.

Thatha isigaba se- 'hentai imidlalo' Ngokwesibonelo – lena iyodwa enkulu kakhulu. Benginomqondo ekhanda lami wokuthi ama-japanese ayethanda kakhulu imidlalo yevidiyo evuthiwe, kodwa angibonanga ukuthi bangakanani imboni abanayo lapho ngalolu hlobo lwento! Lesi sigaba esizeni sibonisa imidlalo ethile emihle futhi ngokweqiniso, kunzima ukwazi ukuthi uzoqala kuphi. Umtapo wolwazi we-hentai yomsebenzisi wami wonke kanye nomtapo wevidiyo we-anime uqukethe ukukhishwa okungafani okungu-200, kufaka phakathi i-rpg eyengayo, impi yokusinda, ama-hentai boobs kanye nenqwaba yokudedelwa kusuka ku-fuck town franchise. Cishe yonke le midlalo iyakwazi ukudlalwa ngesandla esisodwa, ngakho-ke noma ngabe ukhubazekile noma ubukeka nje ufuna ukucwilisa i-sausage yakho ngenkathi udlala imidlalo yevidiyo, i-vault yomsebenzisi wami izokunikeza ukufinyeleleka okudingayo.

Ngizophinda ngikhulume ngokushesha ku-hustletown – lo ngumdlalo ojulile odinga isikhathi esincane namandla ukuze uhlanganyele nawo. Ngokuyisisekelo uyisigelekeqe esisanda kubuyiselwa emigwaqweni futhi sekuyisikhathi sokuba uthathe umhlaba ngezimbangi zakho nezidakamizwa. I-riff raff iyibhola enkulu emnyama ophethe wena, kepha lokho kungashintsha uma wazi ukuthi uwadlala kanjani amakhadi akho. I-hustletown ingadlalwa ngamahora wangempela – akuyona ukukhishwa okufushane futhi inesigaba sayo esizinikezele kunhlokweni ukuyenza ivelele eminye imidlalo ye-porn. Ngizamile imizuzu engama-30 kepha ngaphenduka enye into: Ngiba umlutha wemidlalo kalula, ngakho-ke bengingazimisele ukuvumela le ukuthi ithathe impilo yami ngezinsuku ezimbalwa ezizayo (njengoba kwenza u-ukubhala ngaphezulu lapho iqala ukuphuma – ukuchitha amahora amaningi!).

Amavidiyo akho angeziwe nephakethe le-dvd

Kulungile ukuze uthole yonke le midlalo emihle namavidiyo we-fuck a-3d, kepha yini enye ehlanganisiwe ngobulungu bakho ku-vault yami yomsebenzisi? Ake ngiqale ngokukutshela konke ngephasiphothi yondunankulu: Lokhu iqoqo lamavidiyo avela kwizitudiyo zezinkampani zezinkampani zangaphandle ezichithiwe zaba ngama-niches ahlukahlukene, kufaka phakathi ama-classics akho afana ne-asian, anal, blowjob kanye nensizwa. Ungabuka lokho okusekelwe kuhlobo lokuqukethwe elikukhethayo noma esikhundleni salokho, bheka isigaba sezithombe ezingcolile ukuthola iziqeshana kusuka kusilayidi esithile. Ngabona amanye amagama amahle lapha: Jessi lopez, sara luvv, umgwaqo we-tory kanye ne-mason moore. Uzothola nama-slts amaningi endabuko njenge-piper perri ne-dakota skye. Kwanele ukusho ukuthi uma kuyi-porn egcwele ubude obulandelayo, i-vault ikutholile.

Ungacabangi ukuthi lokho kuphela uma kukhulunywa ngamavidiyo webhonasi: I-vault yami yomsebenzisi ibuye igcine kungobo yomlando ama-dvd ayi-1,000 + ozothola ukufinyelela kuwo mahhala. Lokhu kujwayelekile ngokuphelele ngobulungu bakho futhi akudingi lutho olwengeziwe – uzokwazi ukuthokozela imibono yentsha yama-lesbian, ama-creampies ahlukahlukene, ubulili ngomlilo kanye namashokolethi e-american: Impela ukuxubeka nokufana kwezindikimba ezahlukahlukene. Ngijabule futhi ukubona ukuthi i-vault yami yomsebenzisi inikela ngama-dvd amaningi ngezindlela ezigcwele ze-1080p hd, ngakho-ke uma unesifiso sangempela sokubona ukhilimu wesitshalo uma ufika kwekhwalithi nekhwalithi yenhloso, bazokuphatha ngaphandle kwenkinga. Kuhle kakhulu ukuthi le nethiwekhi ikhulu kangakanani – ubani owayazi ukuthi ungakuthola ukuzijabulisa kwabantu abadala okugcwele kakhulu okwenzeka kuwebhusayithi eyodwa? Isivumelwano sokuphamba sobuhlanya ngokuphelele!

Ukuphela komugqa

Kulungile ngakho ngicabanga ukuthi isikhathi sami sokubukeza le ndawo siyasondela: Empeleni kukhona amanye amabhonasi amaningi, njengesigaba esigcwele sezithombe, izinkambi zokubukhoma nezindawo zebhonasi. Maye, ngicabanga ukuthi ngifuna ukukushiya nina bafana ukuba nihlole ezinye zalezo zici futhi nizame lapho isenzo se-porn esivele khona. Ngicabanga ukuthi ubulungu lapha bungaphezu kokufanele – uthola ipakethe elihle kakhulu lemali yakho futhi kulula kakhulu ukubheka lapho uthola konke okudingayo. Izigqoko zokuya eqenjini lezigelekeqe endaweni yami yomsebenzisi ngokubeka ndawonye indawo enhle kangaka: Angizange ngikholwe ukuthi zingakanani ukuzijabulisa okungcolile nokuvuthiwe ababenakho ngaphakathi – uma nithanda ukuthanda ukuzijabulisa kwabantu abadala okungenamkhawulo, lokhu kufanele kube yisixazululo kwakho.

Ngakho ulindeleni? Chofoza kusixhumanisi manje bese ubheka ukuvakasha okungu -atchatch – bese ungena ngaphakathi ngamakhulu emidlalo ye-porn, ukufinyelela mahhala ibhonasi kuma-dvds ayi-1 000 futhi unikeze i-porn ekhathuni ye-3d ukuze uqhubeke. Ubumnandi abupheli ngaphakathi …

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