AsaAkira Review

Ingabe kufanele ngikutshele ukuthi ungubani lo wesifazane? Ngempela? Akunjalo? Ngaphandle kokuthi ubuphila ngaphandle kwe-grid iminyaka eyi-15 edlule, uke wezwa ngo-asa akira. Amathuba ukuthi uke wambona esebenza. Empeleni usethathe umhlalaphansi manje futhi ngisho nalapho esekhulile wayemkhulu kunezithombe zobulili ezingcolile.

Uma udinga ukuvuselelwa: Amakhredithi efilimu angu-689. Abalandeli abangaphezu kuka-800k ku-x. Umculi wesifazane wonyaka we-avn. I-avn hall of fame. I-xrco hall of fame. I-urban x hall of fame. I-brazzers hall of fame. Amahholo odumo amane amangalisayo! Uma usebenza kwezokuzijabulisa zabantu abadala, cishe uyaziqhenya ngokuba nokuqokwa kwe-hall of fame eyodwa emsebenzini wakho wonke. Uphumelele emibukisweni emibili yokuqala yemiklomelo ye-pornhub. Ubeku-family guy… Kabili. Umlando wakhe wesiphequluli ukhulunywe ku-family guy. Wabhala i-memoir futhi yabuyekezwa ngu-kirkus, i-npr kanye ne-new york post abayibize ngokuthi enye yezincwadi ezinhle kakhulu abazifunda unyaka wonke. I-memoir yenkanyezi yezithombe zobulili ezingcolile ibhekwe njengenye yezincwadi ezinhle kakhulu zonyaka abazibukezile.

Ngempela. Yini enye ongayisho?

Okuxakayo nge-x yakhe ukuthi isikhathi sakhe asizwakali njengama-akhawunti amaningi e-nsfw. Yebo, kunezinto zokuphromotha, izithombe zesigcawu, zika-yadda yadda. Kodwa futhi kungu-asa nje. Ubelokhu enesimo esihle kakhulu sokuhlekisa ku-twitter. Uyazi ukuthi ama-tweets akhe amadala angavela kanjani? Amahlaya ahlekisayo ngaye kanye nomkhakha ayesawuntshontsha. "Bengizojabula kakhulu nge-halloween ukube bengingakachithi zonke ezinye izinsuku zonyaka ngigqoka njengeslenda." Uyakhumbula lawo mandla? Iningi labantu abanethonya alikwazi ukuba sengozini futhi lihlobane. Kuhlekisa.

Umehluko phakathi kwe-akhawunti yakhe manje neminyaka emihlanu edlule ukuthi usehlehlile ekusebenzeni kakhulu wagxila… Kahle konke okunye? Manje usengumuntu wezindaba osemthethweni. Inxusa le-pornhub. Une-podcast ebizwa ngokuthi “imigomo yesevisi.” Wayimodela eNew York Fashion Week ngo-2025 e-chrishabana. Ubelokhu enza izingxoxo mayelana ne-ai, ukulinganisela, ukucwaninga kanye nekusasa lokuqukethwe okuzimele ku-inthanethi. Intombazane efanayo eyayingathumela i-haikus ku-tweet mayelana ne-blow jobs manje ivele kuma-podcast mayelana nokucindezela kwe-algorithmic. Futhi awubheki ikhasi layo bese ucabanga ukuthi “oh akuyona impilo yayo yangempela leyo.”

Uskrola kuthebhu yakhe ye-x media bese kuba ukuthwebula kwayo kobungcweti. Izithombe ezibuyela emuva. Izithonjana ze-podcast. Isithombe esingenahembe ngezikhathi ezithile azosibhala ngento ehlakaniphile. Akathumeli okuningi njengezinye zezizukulwane ezintsha zama-akhawunti, ephonsa okuthunyelwe okungu-10 ngosuku, kodwa uma ethumela izinto ezimbi kukhona okuqukethwe kwangempela kuso. U-Asa waqala ukwenza umsebenzi we-dominatrix. Waqhubeka waba yinkanyezi yezithombe zobulili ezingcolile enkulu kunazo zonke. Amafilimu aqondisiwe. Akabhalanga eyodwa kodwa izincwadi ezintathu ze-mf. Wabonakala ku-eric andre. Wabamba imibukiso yemiklomelo yezithombe zobulili ezingcolile. Empeleni ungusaziwayo ochwepheshe owaqala kumafilimu abantu abadala.

Umama wakhe noyise bangabafuduki baseJapan. Waya esikoleni sangasese sezingane zediplomat eManhattan esibizwa ngokuthi i-United Nations International School (wakhulela eSoho btw. Njengoba ayehlala khona ngempela. Wahlala naseTokyo iminyaka emine ngemuva kwekolishi.) Wagunda ikhanda lakhe waziqamba ngegama lefilimu ye-anime ethi u-Akira. Wayekhumula izingubo eneminyaka engu-19. Wathwebula izigcawu ezingaphezu kuka-500 ngaphambi kokuba afinyelele ngisho neminyaka engu-30. Futhi phakathi nakho konke lokho kuhlambalaza kobufebe kanye nezenzo zobuntu, wakwazi ukugwema ukuba yindaba yokuxwayisa… Waqhubeka nje nokuphakamisa.

Ngiyamlandela ngezinto ezingahlangene nezithombe zobulili ezingcolile. Isikhathi sesikhathi sivuliwe ngisho noma ungabuki nesisodwa sezigcawu zakhe. Akujwayelekile.