Ukushaya indlwabu amasayithi ocansi, bukela abesifazane abashisayo bazithokozise

Okuqukethwe kokushaya indlwabu? Ungakwazi ukucacisa kakhudlwana?

Yebo – akunankinga. Empeleni, ukushaya indlwabu kuyisenzo somuntu ozidlalela yena, kanti nakuba iningi labantu abashaya indlwabu kungabafana, kunesidingo esikhulu sokuqukethwe lapho amantombazane kuyiwona athintayo. Namuhla, ngifuna ukuhlola itimu yesibili – futhi ngendlela enkulu! Lawa mawebhusayithi wonke azokwanelisa uma uthanda ukubuka ukuthi kwenzekani lapho amantombazane enquma ukuzithokozisa. Ungase ubone isikhathi sokushaya indlwabu esisizwa ngendlela engavamile – konke kuncike ekutheni ihabhu engiyiphakamisayo igxile kangakanani! Engizama ukukucacisa ngalesi sigaba ukuthi ucansi oluqinile aluyona into eyinhloko esiyifunayo: kungcono kakhulu lapho amantombazane evunyelwe ukuba yiwo futhi abe nesikhathi esimnandi ngemizimba yawo! Sonke singavuma ukuthi ukubona itshwele lijabulisa umdlwane walo kuwumbono ongawubona, akunjalo? Hhayi-ke asiyithathele phambili futhi sikhonze umsebenzi! Kukhona inqwaba yezindlela zokwenza lokhu futhi ngokubonga, ngezixhumanisi zami, uzoba nezinketho eziningi kunalokho ozokwazi ukuthi wenzeni ngakho. U-Mr. Porn Geek uchithe iviki eledlule noma ngaphezulu ehlola i-inthanethi futhi ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi nginezindawo zami eziphezulu zale niche ethile. Ngizoqhubeka ngibheke kulezi zinyanga ezizayo, kodwa kwanele ukusho ukuthi – ngiyajabula ngalokhu okukhona, futhi ngicabanga ukuthi nawe uzojabula uma ufuna amavidiyo okushaya indlwabu. Lawa mantombazane awaneliseki ngokudlala ngezimpungushe zawo futhi uma usuwabona edlala, ngicabanga ukuthi nawe uzozizwa ngendlela efanayo!

Yiziphi izinhlobo zamawebhusayithi ocansi ocansini onawo lapha?

Kunezinketho ezimbalwa ezihlukile nezikhethekile, kodwa ngokujwayelekile, ozokubuka ukuthi kukhona izinsiza zokusakaza bukhoma namavidiyo ongawabuka. Ukusakaza bukhoma kufaka izinhlobonhlobo zamantombazane futhi uyangikholwa – lena enye yezindlela ezingcono zokuthi uhlole izinto zokushaya indlwabu. Eceleni, amavidiyo awamfundanga futhi ayingcweti ngokwemvelo, ngakho-ke uma uwuhlobo olungena kumatshwele aqala ngqa noma uncamela ukubona ama-pornstar enza lokho – ngeke ube nobunzima bokuthola ukuzijabulisa okuthile eziphakamisweni ezenziwa u-Mr. Porn Geek. Ngokwengxenye enkulu, ngeke ukhokhele noma yimaphi amahabhu engikukhomba kuwo, kodwa inketho, futhi ngicabanga ukuthi kufanelekile ukucatshangelwa uma ubukele umbukiso wokushaya indlwabu ku-cam. Uma amantombazane e-camgirl engeziwe ethola amathiphu lapho ekushaya indlwabu ngenxa yakho, maningi amathuba okuthi azobuya aphinde akwenze futhi esikhathini esizayo. Uhlelo luyamangalisa, futhi ukwesekwa okuqondile kungasho futhi ukuthi uvule amathoyizi nezinye izinto – kuyasebenzisana futhi kuyajabulisa ngezindlela amanye amabala angeke akwazi ukuncintisana nazo! Ngibuke inqwaba yamantombazane eshaya indlwabu eminyakeni edlule kukhamera yewebhu futhi uyangikholelwa, into ozoluthwa ngayo ngokushesha okukhulu. Ungase futhi ufune ukuhlola iziphakamiso zami zomunwe uma ufuna ukubona amantombazane enza izinto ezinhle kwabanye – kungaba amantombazane, kungaba abafana! Engikwaziyo ukuthi uma kuneminwe ehilelekile, izinto ziyashisa, futhi ngokushesha.

Ingabe amantombazane akulokhu kusakazwa namavidiyo abukhoma ayakujabulela ngempela ukushaya indlwabu?

Lokhu kungase kukumangaze, kodwa abanye besifazane empeleni bathanda ukudlala ngama-pussies abo, futhi bathola ukugijima okunjalo lapho bekwenzela abanye ukuba bajabulele! Ukushaya indlwabu akuyona eyawo wonke umuntu, futhi ngiyazi ukuthi kukhona izintokazi ezimbalwa laphaya ezingatholi injabulo enkulu kukho, kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi kusobala ukuthi abaningi banesikhathi esihle sokujabulisa ama-pussies abo ashisayo, futhi kujabulisa kakhulu lapho abanye bebuka yonke into. Uvame ukuthola ukuthi amantombazane anezimpondo ngempela yiwona okungenzeka kakhulu ukuthi ashaye indlwabu, futhi kunzima kuwo ukuthi aneliseke ngokugcwele. Bazozikhilimu izikhathi ezimbalwa ngosuku, kodwa lapho konke sekushiwo futhi kwenziwa, ukuba neqhude elishisayo emigodini yabo yikho konke okuzokwenza iqhinga. U-Mr. Porn Geek wake wajola nentombazane eyayizifela ngokushaya indlwabu – ngangicabanga ukuthi nginamandla amaningi, kodwa yayiwuhlobo oludlalisa isibumbu sayo ngemva kwehora noma ngaphezulu sibhebhane! Wayeyisidlo saseVietnam futhi ephonsa inqwaba futhi, mhlawumbe yinto ethile nalawo mantombazane ikakhulukazi? Kungenzeka! Kodwa ngokusekelwe kumakhamera namavidiyo engiwabonile, uzovumbulula abantu abaningi base-Asia, Latinas kanye nama-ebonies abakhululekile kakhulu ngokuhlola ubulili babo bodwa. Into engizoyenza ngizokukhomba ezindaweni ezifanele ukuze uzibonele ngamehlo ukuthi kwenzekani uma umuntu wesifazane esefuna ukwehla angcole ngokuhlwitha kwakhe. Abanye bangase bafake okuthile ezinqeni zabo kuyilapho kusenzeka – ngakho lokho kuhle kakhulu! U-Mr. Porn Geek wamukelekile ekushayeni indlwabu endunu njengama-pussies: Ngingumuntu onomqondo ovulekile futhi ngiyazi ukuthi izinqe zithola ukwanda okukhulu, ngisho noma zingathandi ukukuvuma.

Ingabe uzobuyekeza lezi zibuyekezo nganoma yisiphi isikhathi?

Yebo – inkundla ye-Mr. Porn Geek ishintsha njalo, futhi lokho kusho ukuthi kubalulekile kimina ukubuyela emuva futhi ngivakashele izindawo engiziphakamisile ngaphambili, ukuze nje ngiqiniseke ukuthi zisayenza yonke into ngendlela efanele futhi ngeke uthole okuhlangenwe nakho okuncane kuzo. Uma i-push iza ukusunduza, kuwumsebenzi wami wangempela ukuhlala ngiphezu kwale niche, ngakho-ke ngenza umsebenzi kahle futhi ngiqinisekisa ukuthi ngikukhomba ezindaweni ezishisa izikhotha – kungaba kuleli sonto, inyanga, unyaka noma ishumi leminyaka. Beka ithemba lakho kimi futhi ngiyathembisa ukuthi uzothola amawebhusayithi okushaya indlwabu angcono kakhulu I-inthanethi engakunikeza! Ngakho-ke, usalindeni? Kunamantombazane adlala ngezibunu zawo obungawabuka njengamanje, hamba uyokwenza!