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Chokers are in: they're hot too. It seems as if every single chick out there right now that wants to show themselves as being different or cultured will don a choker. Mr. Porn Geek loves chokers, especially when it's a skinny babe with a cute face that looks like she'd do some nasty things in the bedroom. Chokers will always be one of my favorite items of clothing, especially since most girls know what connotations men like me make when I see them – but still continue to wear it regardless. If you've never really realized all of this choker goodness, I'll leave you with a little gallery I put together of what they're all about.   It's also worth mentioning that as far as scientific research goes, ladies that wear chokers have a 163% increased probability of doing anal compared to those that don't. I like those

Just when you thought the world of porn couldn't get any more silly, some producer comes along and decides that it's a good idea to create some crazy start to a porn video. I mean, this isn't even a low quality production either - the model at the center of it all is the one and only Lisa Ann! She's one of the hottest MILFs the adult industry has ever had the pleasure of featuring. I mean, just look at her! The scene starts with Lisa deciding to drop in on a guy in the tub, claiming that the beach he's at doesn't have a lifeguard. Luckily, she's there to make sure everything is safe and above level. Obviously, the guy is a little confused because he's not at the beach - he's in his hotel room and some MILF has come along for some bizarre reason when all he wants to do is have a soak in the tub. The scene develops with Lisa Ann doing more silly things and by the end of it, she's

I'm sure that most of you know by now that Mr. Porn Geek is pretty much an expert in the world of watching porn, but did you know that there's something capable at beating me when it comes to adult entertainment? Well, it sorta does anyway. What I'm talking about is an open source project operated by GitHub user ryanjay0. He's only gone and done something crazy: created a robot that can take a look at pornographic videos and, within a few seconds, give you a heap of data about that video. The project is called Miles Deep and boy, does this thing have some pretty crazy skills. It currently works by watching the video you provide and then categorizing what's going on at every single second to a 95% degree of accuracy. There are currently six categories of material that Miles Deep is familiar with: blowjobs/handjobs (considered the same), cunnilingus, sexual intercourse facing the mo

It should come as no surprise that I'm a bit of a fan of attractive Asian women. You've probably read a review or two on the homepage of Mr. Porn Geek where the best Asian action around is presented to you and I talk a little about what's good and what's not in the realm of Oriental entertainment. Because I'm feeling a little generous, I decided I'd go ahead and just show some pretty cute pictures of Asian babes looking delicious. Warning: not all of these images are sexy or erotic, some are just nice cute Asian babes that I think look quite nice. If you don't like the fact that it's not all 100% porn, I'm very sorry. Send me an email and I'll be sure to do a post next week about PURE and HARDCORE Asian entertainment. Anyway, enjoy these great Asian babes!

In case you haven't heard, the current government on the United Kingdom is looking to implement a policy that would require anyone who wanted to access porn to provide some form of identification. They claim that this process will help protect younger people from viewing adult entertainment online, because the current system of simply saying "yes, I am over 18" isn't sufficient. Now look, I'm not going to pretend that someone under the age of 18 has a hard time finding adult-related content online. What I am going to say though is that, I mean, come on: regardless of how hard try to filter this type of thing; it's never going to work. The government has two choices: either it filters everything that hits a keyword, or it goes at it by hand, targeting the largest sites out there. In the first case, children are going to find that it'll be tough to learn about sex in a responsible fa

Let's be honest, we simply don't appreciate enough of black women these days. Don't get me wrong, I think that all types of women are beautiful, but I think one of the most attractive ladies I've ever come across is this one - Jazzma Kendrick. She's a black beauty with a fantastic petite body and boy, does she love to share images of her incredible bikini beach sessions on Instagram. She's a model by trade, but if this girl ever got involved in porn ... damn, she'd make a hell of a lot of money, that's for sure. Anyway, I'll stop talking now and just give you the good stuff. Here are my favorite five images of Jazzma Kendrick and her delicious ebony figure. Be warned: you'll have no choice but to jerk it after you see this babe! If you'd like to see more Jazzma, visit her Instagram here.

Look, I know I have a vested interest in making sure that porn is consumed - it's what I do as a job - but opposition to porn is like opposition to eating. Everyone does it, it's healthy, it's fine - you don't have to waste your time looking at arguments for why not looking at porn is a good choice for your life. That said, I still think it's my place to deconstruct a few different arguments from various groups that are trying to make you give up bashing the bishop for this month. So if you really want to know why this whole No Porn November thing is a silly idea, keep reading and I'll let you know! It seems like the major group behind this whole 'porn is bad' thing is FightTheNewDrug.org. I went ahead and figured that the best way to start demolishing this dumb idea was to look at the reasons they have, so I started on their 'porn harms the brain' area and found an article called 'Wh

You may have remembered a few days ago that Mr. Porn Geek commented about the fact that California was voting on Proposition 60. It seems as if polls are pretty fucking useless these days, because alongside getting Proposition 60 wrong, the polls also said Trump wouldn't be president, but yeah: here we are. So Proposition 60 went to vote and a huge number of people - around 8.4 million people - went ahead and voted. Around 3.9 million voted 'yes' and 4.5 million voted 'no'. Put simply, the proposed attempt to make it mandatory to have condoms being used during adult film production in California did not succeed. This is good news, because almost every adult performer didn't want it to go ahead and I genuinely believe it's in the best interest of everyone that this doesn't become a law. So good news, California - you made the right decision when it comes to Proposition 60 and I'm su

Antonio Suleiman is a refugee from Syria that fled from ISIS and has started up a porn career, working from Germany. He's featured in adult productions such as 'The Arabian King' and wants everyone to know that it's possible for refugees to be normal, functioning members of society (if fucking hot sluts and getting paid to do it is 'normal', I want a 'normal' life too!). He's just 19 years of age and originally fled from Syria back in 2012 with his family when the war started. Now that he's old enough to feature in adult productions, Antonio has worked hard on maintaining a fantastic body and ensuring that he performs as best as possible when getting down and dirty on camera. Sadly, he's received a number of death threats since he's 'come out' as a refugee pornstar from members of ISIS that claim he's degrading the 'a Syrian body'. Antonio has stated that while he likes working in

You're probably not old enough to remember the Apollo 11 landing (I know I'm sure not!) but did you know that after Apollo 11, the US continued to send people to the moon? Apollo 12 took off just a short time after the first landing in November of 1969 and unlike the first mission, this time, the astronauts took porn with them. I know – it's crazy – but absolutely true! Dave Scott, the backup commander to the Apollo 12 mission, decided that his time as a secondary choice for the adventure into space was best spent providing the men that would land on the Moon with access to some sexy babes. See, on the arm of every suit the astronauts wore was a small flipbook detailing what was expected of them during the mission. It functioned as a checklist of sorts and would ensure that they were on time and on schedule for everything they needed to do. You can actually see the checklist of