TeenGallery

Teen Gallery: Mr. Porn Geek’s review

I don’t think you need to have a degree in the English language to conjure up a reasonable theory of what TeenGallery.com focuses on when it comes to its adult material. Naturally, we’re going to be reviewing this website today with the expectation that it’ll be jam packed with sexy photographs of the hottest teens around. I haven’t looked around myself, but I’m keen to venture on over for a good look at the smut on offer and decide whether or not I want to recommend this place for my readers. So with that said, let’s check out Teen Gallery and see what’s going on here – continue down below and read the full, professional, expert review written by the 200 IQ adult entertainment genius, Mr. Porn Geek.

First impressions of TeenGallery.com

The website design here isn’t exactly the best around, but it lets me know that Teen Gallery has been around for a very long time – exactly what we like to see. I often find that websites with less than modern designs can actually be quite good: if you stand the test of time, you go from being ‘old’ into a more ‘vintage’ vibe. Everyone likes those cars which have earned a reputation for being complete work horses, right? Mr. Porn Geek sure does! What’s interesting is that this combines the old with the new though: all of the pictures that I saw featured here had very young, delicious looking babes. I’ve always had a thing for 18 year olds and Teen Gallery gives you plenty of them.

I initially figured that Teen Gallery was going to be a blog, but it functions more as a place where people can upload content themselves and you see a single image at a time that you’ll flick forwards and backwards through. I decided to spend about 5 minutes getting used to all of the functions and there were a few things that felt a little off about TeenGallery.com. Firstly, the page load speeds just take a little too long: I’d really love for them to go ahead and bump up the server so that it doesn’t take longer than half a second for a new picture to render. When I’m jerking off to barely legal brats who’ve just hit the age of maturity, I don’t want to be sitting around growing older myself with my dick in my hand as the images load. You’ll notice that Mr. Porn Geek’s website is highly optimized in this regard – I care that people who drop by don’t waste their time waiting for various pages to come online!

I’d also like for the navigation tools to be slightly improved: clicking on the image should take you to the next one, instead of making it full-size (especially when so few of the images actually get bigger when you click on them). The better way to do this is to load the full-size image and then have a link that’ll just open it up in a new window – you’ve already loaded the resource, so it’ll instantly appear too, instead of taking yet another few seconds to load like it does on Teen Gallery.

A look at the content in particular

Teen Gallery does stick to what it’s supposed to be about, which is something I can get behind. The images here showcase hot 18 and 19 year old girls (maybe a few older ones, but who’s counting?) wearing sexy bikinis, posing for the camera and generally being sexy little teases. I get a definite vibe from TeenGallery.com that they’re not so interested in actual porn – much more preferable to them is the ability to look at photographs that are completely amateur (and sexy) in nature. You won’t find a single pornstar’s photograph here – it’s all top-tier amateur stuff that could’ve come from Instagram or just uploaded by a lucky dude who was sent a sexy selfie from the chick herself. Bikini shots seem like the most common based on what I saw, but yeah – such a wide scope of material that you never really know what you get.

Teen Gallery’s photo lists

There are photo lists here on Teen Gallery that essentially perform the same function as categories. Examples of what I’m talking about include the heels section – this is where pictures of teen girls in heels are focused upon. I was pretty impressed at the numbers of pictures here too – Teen Gallery’s high heels section had more than 1,300 photos for you to enjoy, which is a decent slab of teasing amateur photographs! You’ll also find swim suit content, skinny teens, Asians and so on. Essentially, however you like your amateur teen photographs to be grouped together, TeenGallery.com can probably provide.

Community element on Teen Gallery

There’s a definite community element here on Teen Gallery: lots of people like to leave comments and share their own images, which you’re free to do yourself if you so desire. Signing up takes just a few seconds and you’ll instantly have the ability to share any photograph that you want, so long as it abides by the site’s rules. Teen Gallery has comments going back over 8 years, so it’s good to know that this place has been around for a very long time and it’s continued to be updated and improved upon as the years go by.

Teen Gallery: Mr. Porn Geek’s final thoughts

While there’s very little nudity or pornography here on Teen Gallery, plenty of folks are going to love their collection of steamy, barely legal teen girls ripe for the fucking. I’ve always had a place in my heart for the enjoyment of 18 year old chicks and when they’re as amateur and nubile as the ones featured here, let’s just say that you’re going to be busting nuts in no time at all. If you’re looking for hardcore teen entertainment then this isn’t for you, but amateur softcore goodness – good luck finding a better place than Teen Gallery for that!