Zone Tan Tentacle

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Audio Review

Mr. Porn Geek plays Zone Tan Tentacle

Mr. Porn Geek is known to be someone that has gone through a lot of boring and interesting games, and today, Zone Tan Tentacle is on the way to be talked about. The description under the game says that this is some old game about tentacles and if you expect the game to continue or for it to just work properly forget about it, and just take what has been given to you.- Uh, okay? I tried looking around for a better version of the game, but nah. This is the only version, and according to the description, it sounds broken.

Anyway, once you load the game, press “continue”, load it up AGAIN once more, it leads you to the main menu with an annoying alien-ish sound that resembles a generic alien “woo-woo” X-file sound and some laser gunshots. But, there’s an angry, emo, naked anime girl as well. We can only see her face, down to shoulders and only assume she’s naked, though. How mysterious. Well, let us find out if she is naked or not. Continue reading through ”

How the gameplay for Zone Tan Tentacle works

You open Zone Tan Tentacle on your favorite internet browser. You wait 30-45 seconds for it to load, depending on your PC. You enjoy the nostalgic alien-ish sound for exactly four seconds and then it starts getting annoying. You notice the game is running on five frames per second, you can barely move your mouse. You feel very uncomfortable. You press “play”. Yes, it’s the girl from the loading screen, naked and held up by lots of green tentacles.

You can still hear the annoying alien sound and a new splashy sound effect assumingly cause by the tentacles. The game stopped working while I was writing this sentence. I reloaded the page and went right back into the action. You get seven buttons and one “pleasure” bar. We can see where this is going. Put on your gloves and let us start clicking some buttons. Apparently, you can choose her facial expressions and her clothing. By clothing, I mean boots or no boots.

Using the other three options, you (the tentacle lord) get to suck and bite on her titties, play and fuck her in the pussy, and tease and fuck her tight ass hole. Obviously, those options increase her pleasure bar. Once it reaches the top, the seventh option unlocks. LOL, once you click on the seventh option, the tentacle dick just spits out the smallest nut ever in the girls’ face and a big “fail” appears on your screen”. According to the description, this is the only ending and we’re not going to start over and expect a “win” ending.

My actual thoughts about Zone Tan Tentacle

Good graphic designers for Zone Tan Tentacle. Characters are spot on. Once more, developers know what teen boys want. The first thing I want to bring up is the annoying 4-second tune. It repeats every four seconds throughout the entire game. I would be ok with it if it did not have a rough transition. Other than that, Zone Tan Tentacle stopped working twice, once in the middle of reviewing and once I won/lost the game, it didn’t let me reset back to the main menu.

Overall, It’s made by the company named Drawn-hentai so I had high expectations that were truly fulfilled. The animations and muscle movement during intercourse are very realistic and well done. Too bad the game is so short and has no story, very minimal interactions. The graphical designer could invest their talents into something better. Zone-Tan Tentacle has three comments total which means it’s not really popular and the art is underrated. I took my time to check out their website and yes, short, browser, flash anime games is all they do. What a waste of potential. At least get some better developers who could make actual games, instead of non-interactive strips of scenes.

Review Pros
  • No story
  • Impressive graphical artwork
Review Cons
  • Annoying sound
  • Quite buggy