Charlotte Flair – Naked WWE Royalty and Queen of My Cock

The WWE Divas are the best thing to happen to my masturbatory life since Astroglide. Yeah, yeah, I know I can just use lotion but I’m a man of discriminating tastes so fuck off. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some porn stars, but anyone who can wrestle me to the ground and wrestle my cock in the same move is someone who deserves a place in my spank bank hall of fame.

In fact, a great many of my hall of famers come from the Divas roster both past and present. Miss Jaqueline, AJ, and Paige are all faces I wouldn’t mind coming across. And let’s not forget Lita, who seems like that girlfriend you hate being with because she’s a loudmouth but never break up with cuz the sex is so good. One name that makes the top three of this list though is Charlotte Flair. I love all bodies, thin ones, curvy ones, and everything in between, but hers is particularly impressive and if you haven’t fully seen it yet in all its nude glory, you need to. Right. The Fuck. Now. Seriously, if you like a woman with a tan, trim, perfectly chiseled physique; this should be your favorite Diva.

Ric Flair Would Probably Kick My Ass For Saying This, But…

Anyone who follows wresting at all knows that Charlotte Flair is wrestling royalty. Her dad is the legendary Ric Flair, otherwise known as one of the greatest pro wrestlers of all time. Knowing that little fact makes me a little hesitant to talk about how much I love his daughter’s tits given that even at 70-years-old I’m pretty sure he could still kick my ass, but my love for tits knows no limits. Even if it means getting body slammed at high speed before getting hit repeatedly with a folding chair. I mean, it would probably suck but at least it would make for a pretty good story, plus it’s worth it for tits as great as hers.

They’re almost like the Goldilocks of tits – not too big, not to small, and her pretty little nipples are just right. Nothing stops me in my tracks harder than a picture of her flashing those tatas in a bathroom selfie, or even showing off her cleavage in a teeny bikini or sports bra. Actually, the shots of her in a sports bra may be almost has hot as seeing them in the flesh because you just know there’s something suckable hiding underneath. I’m just saying, I wouldn’t mind hitting the gym showers with her at least once in my life.

An Impressive Body of Work

I could write about Charlotte Flair’s tits all day if you let me, but I feel like attention must be paid to the rest of her body because really, it’s well-deserved. Her chiseled physique beckons the title “goddess” just as much as the title “Diva.” I mean, does she ever leave the gym? Because her toned as hell arms and legs would say otherwise. And her ass, don’t even get me started. It’s kind of crazy because normally I go for round bubble butt types, but hers is so muscular and perfectly toned that you just know it would feel firm as hell as you ram your cock into her from behind. It’s no wonder Sports Illustrated named her one of the fittest female athletes of the year in 2017 and ESPN featured her on Body 10 magazine.

As showcased in the many nudes we’ve seen, she’s got a lovely, lickable little pussy, too. I mean, nearly all pussy is lickable, sure. I say “nearly” because even I have encountered a few that made me put my pants back on and run. Really though, if it looks like you waxed with duct tape, what the fuck are you even doing with your life? I’m guessing Charlotte most definitely doesn’t wax with duct tape though because her pussy is super smooth and really nice to look at while you’re beating your meat into submission. I mean seriously, she can smackdown my cock any time.

The Fappening is Happening in My Pants

Since Charlotte’s nudes where leaked along with a lot of other celebs when the fappening came upon us (ha, see what I did there) we’ve seen a lot of famous twats, titties, and asses. And truth be told, a lot of them have been disappointing. Her nude selfies however left no room for disappointment aside from the fact it left me sad there’s not video to go along with it. What I wouldn’t give to watch her finger her wet little pussy before taking a pounding from a cock or two.

I did see some people hating on her muscular figure around the internet, and these people are what I like to call, goddamn morons. If anyone deserves to be on the receiving end of a Roc Flair beatdown, it’s them. I can guarantee whoever the lucky bastard is that was on the receiving end of these pics was more than happy with what he saw. As for me, I’ll take as many nudes as Charlotte (and the internet) can dish out. I’ve got the industrial size tub of Astroglide ready to go, so bring it. Seriously, ya’ll got any more of them nudes anywhere? Can someone go check in the back?

Queen of the Ring … and my cock.

I love watching Charlotte beat bitches down almost as much as I enjoy beating my meat while she does it. I get hard just thinking about her pinning Becky Lynch at Summerslam with her tight ass clad in those hot pink shorts and her cleavage on full display. Don’t get me wrong; Becky Lynch is pretty hot too. Ok, she’s really fucking hot, but I haven’t seen her pussy yet so my favorite wank sessions still belong to Charlotte. I can’t believe Andrade gets to fuck her on the regular, something the rest of us mortals can only dream about and fap to. And fap to it I will, over and over again!